I have a friend who collects vintage Barbies…..so I decided to check out ShopGoodwill.com, since it was a stormy day- and though I’d much rather thrift in person, today wasn’t that kind of a day. But my end game was to maybe find a cool vintage Barbie for my girl.
I had no idea what awaited me in the doll section at this online Goodwill, but I must say, it was quite a voyage. I now present you with some of my finds:
This doll was described as a ‘Sleepy-Eyed’ Baby…
I think they forgot to add: ‘Sleepy-eyed Devil’s Child…..but maybe that’s just me……
Another, ‘Sleepy-Eyed’ baby…
Bless the lucky child that gets to sleep tight with this little one….
He’s got that ‘Whatchu talkin’ bout, Willis?’ thing going on when he isn’t ‘sleepy-eyed’
And would it take that much time to put his socks on correctly? Come on Goodwill people!
‘Shtopp lookin’ at me! Hiccup!’
I’m not sure but I think this doll has given up. She’s either had a few pops,is Judy Garland or is tired of keeping up the ruse. Somebody get her some Bourbon!
“……help!……..”
Is this doll being kidnapped? Should I pay the shipping or ransom first?
“Ooowaaa…Everyone should know how to properly spell ‘Matriarch’…oowaaa”
I was unaware that they made a Barbara Bush doll. Mitt Romney should take her on the campaign trail.
“I told you two to eat a Cheerio!”
Evidently, only two of the three ballerina dolls have fainted from their eating disorders today.
Description: ‘Story Book Princess with lustrous red tresses’
I prefer to call this one: ‘Dam! That was one helluva Prom! Now where’s my shoes? And when did the sun come up?’
“Good God! Is that a spider?”
Yes. It is. And it’s a big one. Run!
“Aaaah! Bullocks to the lot of ya!”
Let’s face it: They can’t all be beauties!
“Get me my bottle. Bitch”
Little known fact: Not all babies are glad to be here.
‘I’m wearing Michael Jordan’s number. So I must be good at basketball’
‘Whoops! Guess it takes a little more than just wearing the shirt!”
This is so ‘Danbury Mint’……
‘Don’t mind me if I fall asleep standing up…..’
Frazzled? She was born frazzled! She is the mother of a whole case of Barbies.
“A blanket? Towel? You guys couldn’t find me clothes, but you COULD find me LACE knee highs and shoes? I LIVE in a thrift store-you’d think SOMETHING would be available!
Some dolls are vetted for kiddie porn and there’s seemingly nothing we can do about it…….
“Where’s my Insane Clown Passy-fire?”
What an adorable little future Juggalo.
And n0- I didn’t find any suitable Barbies!…Yet!
Dare Wright could have a field day photographing these beauties!