Bottle Blonde

In Misc. on August 27, 2011 at 11:17 pm

This is a mildly amusing Hurricane story. (Living in Florida- I have so many, how to choose, how to choose?)

A friend of mine worked as a secretary for a law firm in a large office complex. There were two secretaries in her office including herself. She liked the other secretary, a tall blonde named Amber, but she couldn’t make the claim claim that Amber was the sharpest tool in the shed.

During one of our many hurricanes my friend and Amber’s boss gave each of them three large bottles of water – the kind that rest atop a water cooler, in case water service was interrupted.  The girls were grateful, and happy to take them home.

Not long after the storm, when workplaces re-opened and all was back to ‘normal’, my friend asked Amber if she, like herself, still had most of her water left over – especially since utilities had not been affected, and the water wasn’t needed as emergency back-up.

“Oh NO!,’ cried Amber ‘ I heard them say on the news to fill your tub with water, just in case! So I immediately poured all three of the bottles into the tub!’


‘Water Bottle Blonde’

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